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Title: Seeing Red
Series: xxxHolic. Legal Drug makes a cameo.
Character/Pairing: Clow/Yuuko, Doumeki/Watanuki, Kakei, with his boys being ambiguously gay at his command.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2314
Author's note: for stillskies. Hey, I just realized that the title is a ridiculous double pun. Contains crack and forced crossdressing, because Yuuko was drunk and so was I. Cheers!


Yakizakana: flame-grilled fish, often served with grated daikon. One
of the most common dishes served at home. Because of the simple
cuisine, fresh fish in season are highly preferable.


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Challenge: XVII – Disgusting
Title: Human
Word Count: 429
Game: FE6
A/N:

( Gonzales was a monster. )

Challenge: XVII – Disgusting
Title: Making Sense of Senses
Word Count: 1,270
Game: FE9/10
A/N: Searains wanted crack, and I delivered. It grew way too large to post, though. Some of these jokes came along while I was copying it over on aim and yes, I did go there (and there, and there, and there–)

( Making Sense of Senses  )

Well, that was one of the most bizarre dreams I've ever had, and that's saying something
Title: In The Mighty Jungle
Series: FE10 AU
Character/Pairing: Ike, Pelleas (hints of IkeSoren and MicaiahPelleas and even a smidgeon of Sothe > Ike)
Rating: PG?
Word count: 1,138
A/N: inspired by a dream -- which I had listed above but accidentally deleted when editing. Anyways, this follows it loosely (though it lacks Silver Eternity Dragon!Micaiah and Soren being forced by small children to walk in circles in a kiddy pool only to be 'rescued' by Sothe who found this snarkily amusing.)

( in tha jungle / the mighty jungle / the liiiioooon sleeps toooniiiight )

Other than that, packages in varying sizes have been sent out. Christmas money from relatives was received and cookies have been made and consumed. It is both Wednesday and Christmas eve already. I totally lost a few days somewhere along the line.

Also, happy birthday to yaoi_chick