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ano_neko, his girlfriend sunshinepill showed it to me, and I was so amused that I asked to copy it and show to others~ So it's not mine, kays? Oh, and the true irony of this post is that I'm listening to emo music while posting this XD; )
ARGH I HATE EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO DIE no one loves me (sobs) I HATE YOU ALL.
I'm leaving this livejournal forever and slashing my wrists.
does your friend keep on posting poems about angst?
do they keep on saying that they want to die or kill themselves?
do they keep on saying that this is their last post and then they come back?
Well it sounds like your friend just might have a case of emo-monia!
And here at Ano Neko Inc. we have just the thing for your friend!
EMO-BE-GONE!
That's right! With this new miracle product, emo-monia will clear up in just about a week!
If you call 1-800-EMO-GONE right now, we'll give you this special deal! That's right! We'll throw in PUNK-BE-GONE, GOTH-BE-GONE, POSER-BE-GONE, and this special book "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FUCK TEENAGER FUCKING CUSS ALL THE FUCKING DAY?" by Sandal and Vampire Bat.
WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, drowsiness, increased acne, internal bleeding, brain hemorrhaging, constipation, an english accent, pregnancy, and the constant craving of human blood. Consult a doctor, a dentist, a priest, and the lady with the alligator purse before use.
-ano_neko
ano_neko, his girlfriend sunshinepill showed it to me, and I was so amused that I asked to copy it and show to others~ So it's not mine, kays? Oh, and the true irony of this post is that I'm listening to emo music while posting this XD; )ARGH I HATE EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO DIE no one loves me (sobs) I HATE YOU ALL.
I'm leaving this livejournal forever and slashing my wrists.
does your friend keep on posting poems about angst?
do they keep on saying that they want to die or kill themselves?
do they keep on saying that this is their last post and then they come back?
Well it sounds like your friend just might have a case of emo-monia!
And here at Ano Neko Inc. we have just the thing for your friend!
EMO-BE-GONE!
That's right! With this new miracle product, emo-monia will clear up in just about a week!
If you call 1-800-EMO-GONE right now, we'll give you this special deal! That's right! We'll throw in PUNK-BE-GONE, GOTH-BE-GONE, POSER-BE-GONE, and this special book "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FUCK TEENAGER FUCKING CUSS ALL THE FUCKING DAY?" by Sandal and Vampire Bat.
WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, drowsiness, increased acne, internal bleeding, brain hemorrhaging, constipation, an english accent, pregnancy, and the constant craving of human blood. Consult a doctor, a dentist, a priest, and the lady with the alligator purse before use.
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ano_neko
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Date: 2005-02-18 11:11 pm (UTC)