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(This was an entry by ano_neko, his girlfriend sunshinepill showed it to me, and I was so amused that I asked to copy it and show to others~ So it's not mine, kays? Oh, and the true irony of this post is that I'm listening to emo music while posting this XD; )


ARGH I HATE EVERYTHING AND I WANT TO DIE no one loves me (sobs) I HATE YOU ALL.
I'm leaving this livejournal forever and slashing my wrists.

does your friend keep on posting poems about angst?
do they keep on saying that they want to die or kill themselves?
do they keep on saying that this is their last post and then they come back?

Well it sounds like your friend just might have a case of emo-monia!
And here at Ano Neko Inc. we have just the thing for your friend!

EMO-BE-GONE!

That's right! With this new miracle product, emo-monia will clear up in just about a week!
If you call 1-800-EMO-GONE right now, we'll give you this special deal! That's right! We'll throw in PUNK-BE-GONE, GOTH-BE-GONE, POSER-BE-GONE, and this special book "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FUCK TEENAGER FUCKING CUSS ALL THE FUCKING DAY?" by Sandal and Vampire Bat.

WARNING: Side effects may include nausea, drowsiness, increased acne, internal bleeding, brain hemorrhaging, constipation, an english accent, pregnancy, and the constant craving of human blood. Consult a doctor, a dentist, a priest, and the lady with the alligator purse before use.


-ano_neko

Comments

[rhapsodisiac.livejournal.com]

Would you be willing to throw some Motivation-in-a-Can in with that order?

[sunshinepill.livejournal.com]

hehe, that would be fun... but how many people would actually get up off their butts and buy it?
i know i'd totally be like "i'm sure it'll still be there tomorrow"

[rhapsodisiac.livejournal.com]

LOL
You have a point.

[sekotsim.livejournal.com]

So very~ clever! I love that person now. ^o^
Now we just need Bad-Fanfic-Write-Be-Gone... *schemes*

[sunshinepill.livejournal.com]

So very~ clever! I love that person now. ^o^

*anouncers voice* for 10 small payments of 19.95, he too can be your's! for an extra five dollars, he comes with bubble wrap!

[ano-neko.livejournal.com]

I come with bubble wrap anyway.
Usually.

[sunshinepill.livejournal.com]

But... I want five extra dollars. Hey, can I clone you? That'd be fun.

[shardypsykoelf.livejournal.com]

Dude! I'd take that stuff just to get the English accent! XD

[littlewashuu.livejournal.com]

A 60 dollar value, yours for just 3 easy payments of 20 dollars!

*is shot*

[manda-babylon.livejournal.com]

That's fucking hilarious. That made my day. (not Clint Eastwood-style, though, or this WOULD be my last post...)

[littlewashuu.livejournal.com]

Not as hilarious as your icon :O

[manda-babylon.livejournal.com]

Glad you like it. I love Alan Rickman, and the line (from a Penny Arcade) seemed a perfect match. Your icon is really pretty, by the way.

[littlewashuu.livejournal.com]

Thank you.. never doubt the power of Photoshop 8D

[aibyouka7.livejournal.com]

Genius. Take away the nasuea, drowsiness, acne, internal bleeding, brain hemorrhaging, constipation, and pregnancy, and I'd so take it. I already have a craving for human blood anyway.

I'm so linking to this entry in my lj.

[jdstroy.livejournal.com]

XD; Very amusing.

[pure-terrorist.livejournal.com]

Funny stuff! Reminds me of a guy who said he'd be a millionare if he could sell common sense juice.

[pirate-squid.livejournal.com]

Beautiful! And here I've been wasting my life telling those folks that they should eat tinsel and die... This way I don't hsve to sacrafice my tinsel!