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Feb. 26th, 2007 03:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bonnefoisuh, this is just for my own amusement. (see: to get rid of depression) But it’s cool if anyone else finds it funny. Or something.
Random Spirit Monster: Mmmm, uke!
Watanuki: AHJKF:S HELL NO AGH MY ASS
Watanuki: WHAT, A VICTORIAN HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN’ JAPAN. PERHAPS THIS IS A PROFOUND PLOT POINT, I SHOULD GO IN.
Yuuko: I sell wishes. Also, did you see these fine Rolex’s? They be fo’ sho’ tha real thang.
Watanuki: Actually, I need to stop being sexually molested by random spirits. Got and Seme-Spirit-be-gone?
Yuuko: sexually molested you say? By the way, did you notice my boobs?
Watanuki: Of course, I’m sure they’re visible from Mars
Yuuko: I’m going to pull some metaphysical bullshit out of my ass just to see how much you’ll believe, heheh.
Watanuki: and I’m going to pretend to understand it.
Yuuko: Since you cannot pay, you are now officially my manbitch Now, manbitch, get me some wine!
Watanuki: AHFDSJ:ARGH WHY GOD WHY.
Yuuko: after this you’ll have to deal with some completely unnecessary crossovers because CLAMP is made up of attention whores.
Himawari: I’m either completely oblivious or a lesbian. Yuuko-san teaches me many things!
Watanuki: OH EM GEE SO FREAKIN’ CUTE.
Himawari: This horoscope says we’re somewhat more compatible than oil and water!
Watanuki: THANK YOU GOD
Watanuki: it’s funny that I’ve seen six car crashes since I met you, Himawari-chan. And five cars almost hit me.
Himawari: *giggle*
Watanuki: I brought booze.
Yuuko: WOOHOO! JUST POUR IT INTO MY MOUTH, MANBITCH
Watanuki: WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD, WHY?
Yuuko: I see you got a new pseudo-love-interest!
Watanuki: <33333333
Yuuko: Didn’t you notice all those anvils narrowly missing you?
Watanuki: I ONLY NOTICED SWEET, SWEET HIMAWARI-CHAN.
Yuuko: I didn’t know you were into lolicon. I just figured you were gay.
Watanuki: AHGSJHGLJ; WTFARGH
Yuuko: speaking of gay, we’re skipping a hell of a lot of plot and going straight to the gay.
Watanuki: why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Yuuko: fufufu...
Watanuki: Oh yeah, THAT’S WHY.
Mrs. Cleo: FREE FOR THE FIRST THREE MINUTES, MON. CALL OUR SPECIAL 900 NUMBER FOR YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS.
Yuuko: Phht, my boobs are more real than you are.
Real!Fortune Teller: Yuuko, long time no see. You still owe me 5,000 yen, bitch.
Yuuko: He came for his first real fortune telling *knowing look*
Real!Fortune Teller: *knowing look* Ah, one of those.
Watanuki: OH YEAH, JUST TALK BEHIND MY BACK WILL YA? I JUST LOVE BEING LEFT OUT AND BEING MADE THE IN-JOKE.
Real!Fortune Teller: Hmm, This is a CLAMP Manga no? Then I foretell that there will be gay subtext, soon you’ll big ripping out eyes for each other, you sick weirdo fucks.
Watanuki: ....SO DO I GET THE CHICK OR NOT?
Real!Fortune Teller: FUTURE HAZY, TRY AGAIN
Himawari: Look here comes Doumeki, he’s so skilled, look how he got past all your blocks and all the girls think he’s handsome yet he never notices them
Watanuki: AJFKD:ASHG HATEHATEHATEIRRATIONALHATE
Doumeki: whatever, dumbass
Watanuki: ARGH, SHOT DOWN BY HIS SUPERIOR WIT
Watanuki: I REALLY HATE YOU
Doumeki: I hate you so much that I’m going to break my arm and get seriously wounded saving your damn life.
Seme Spirit-Monster: Mmm! Uke!
Doumeki: PRIOR OWNERSHIP, BIZNATCH
Watanuki: DON’T GET HURT, OH SHIT I SOUND LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
Doumeki: I better get pie for this.
Watanuki: I’ll have you know that I am certainly not going to enjoy taking off your shirt and cleaning and bandaging your wounds over your fantastic abs.
Yuuko: The lady doth protest too much ~
Yuuko: you know, you owe your life to Doumeki, Watanuki. He could ask for anything and you’d be obligated to give it.
Doumeki: Actually, you could—
Watanuki: NO FOR THE LAST TIME I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU
Doumeki: –– help me clean out the shed.
Watanuki: ........WHO WANTS WINE? WINE WOULD BE GREAT NOW, ROUNDS FOR EVERYONE.
Doumeki: ....
Yuuko: *smirk* trouble in paradise?
Random Spirit Monster: Mmmm, uke!
Watanuki: AHJKF:S HELL NO AGH MY ASS
Watanuki: WHAT, A VICTORIAN HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN’ JAPAN. PERHAPS THIS IS A PROFOUND PLOT POINT, I SHOULD GO IN.
Yuuko: I sell wishes. Also, did you see these fine Rolex’s? They be fo’ sho’ tha real thang.
Watanuki: Actually, I need to stop being sexually molested by random spirits. Got and Seme-Spirit-be-gone?
Yuuko: sexually molested you say? By the way, did you notice my boobs?
Watanuki: Of course, I’m sure they’re visible from Mars
Yuuko: I’m going to pull some metaphysical bullshit out of my ass just to see how much you’ll believe, heheh.
Watanuki: and I’m going to pretend to understand it.
Yuuko: Since you cannot pay, you are now officially my manbitch Now, manbitch, get me some wine!
Watanuki: AHFDSJ:ARGH WHY GOD WHY.
Yuuko: after this you’ll have to deal with some completely unnecessary crossovers because CLAMP is made up of attention whores.
Himawari: I’m either completely oblivious or a lesbian. Yuuko-san teaches me many things!
Watanuki: OH EM GEE SO FREAKIN’ CUTE.
Himawari: This horoscope says we’re somewhat more compatible than oil and water!
Watanuki: THANK YOU GOD
Watanuki: it’s funny that I’ve seen six car crashes since I met you, Himawari-chan. And five cars almost hit me.
Himawari: *giggle*
Watanuki: I brought booze.
Yuuko: WOOHOO! JUST POUR IT INTO MY MOUTH, MANBITCH
Watanuki: WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD, WHY?
Yuuko: I see you got a new pseudo-love-interest!
Watanuki: <33333333
Yuuko: Didn’t you notice all those anvils narrowly missing you?
Watanuki: I ONLY NOTICED SWEET, SWEET HIMAWARI-CHAN.
Yuuko: I didn’t know you were into lolicon. I just figured you were gay.
Watanuki: AHGSJHGLJ; WTFARGH
Yuuko: speaking of gay, we’re skipping a hell of a lot of plot and going straight to the gay.
Watanuki: why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Yuuko: fufufu...
Watanuki: Oh yeah, THAT’S WHY.
Mrs. Cleo: FREE FOR THE FIRST THREE MINUTES, MON. CALL OUR SPECIAL 900 NUMBER FOR YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS.
Yuuko: Phht, my boobs are more real than you are.
Real!Fortune Teller: Yuuko, long time no see. You still owe me 5,000 yen, bitch.
Yuuko: He came for his first real fortune telling *knowing look*
Real!Fortune Teller: *knowing look* Ah, one of those.
Watanuki: OH YEAH, JUST TALK BEHIND MY BACK WILL YA? I JUST LOVE BEING LEFT OUT AND BEING MADE THE IN-JOKE.
Real!Fortune Teller: Hmm, This is a CLAMP Manga no? Then I foretell that there will be gay subtext, soon you’ll big ripping out eyes for each other, you sick weirdo fucks.
Watanuki: ....SO DO I GET THE CHICK OR NOT?
Real!Fortune Teller: FUTURE HAZY, TRY AGAIN
Himawari: Look here comes Doumeki, he’s so skilled, look how he got past all your blocks and all the girls think he’s handsome yet he never notices them
Watanuki: AJFKD:ASHG HATEHATEHATEIRRATIONALHATE
Doumeki: whatever, dumbass
Watanuki: ARGH, SHOT DOWN BY HIS SUPERIOR WIT
Watanuki: I REALLY HATE YOU
Doumeki: I hate you so much that I’m going to break my arm and get seriously wounded saving your damn life.
Seme Spirit-Monster: Mmm! Uke!
Doumeki: PRIOR OWNERSHIP, BIZNATCH
Watanuki: DON’T GET HURT, OH SHIT I SOUND LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.
Doumeki: I better get pie for this.
Watanuki: I’ll have you know that I am certainly not going to enjoy taking off your shirt and cleaning and bandaging your wounds over your fantastic abs.
Yuuko: The lady doth protest too much ~
Yuuko: you know, you owe your life to Doumeki, Watanuki. He could ask for anything and you’d be obligated to give it.
Doumeki: Actually, you could—
Watanuki: NO FOR THE LAST TIME I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU
Doumeki: –– help me clean out the shed.
Watanuki: ........WHO WANTS WINE? WINE WOULD BE GREAT NOW, ROUNDS FOR EVERYONE.
Doumeki: ....
Yuuko: *smirk* trouble in paradise?
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Date: 2007-02-26 08:50 am (UTC)The sad thing? SO TRUE!
::cuddles::
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Date: 2007-02-26 08:58 am (UTC)*cuddles back*