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[bonnefois]

uh, this is just for my own amusement. (see: to get rid of depression) But it’s cool if anyone else finds it funny. Or something.




Random Spirit Monster: Mmmm, uke!

Watanuki: AHJKF:S HELL NO AGH MY ASS

Watanuki: WHAT, A VICTORIAN HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF FREAKIN’ JAPAN. PERHAPS THIS IS A PROFOUND PLOT POINT, I SHOULD GO IN.

Yuuko: I sell wishes. Also, did you see these fine Rolex’s? They be fo’ sho’ tha real thang.

Watanuki: Actually, I need to stop being sexually molested by random spirits. Got and Seme-Spirit-be-gone?

Yuuko: sexually molested you say? By the way, did you notice my boobs?

Watanuki: Of course, I’m sure they’re visible from Mars

Yuuko: I’m going to pull some metaphysical bullshit out of my ass just to see how much you’ll believe, heheh.

Watanuki: and I’m going to pretend to understand it.

Yuuko: Since you cannot pay, you are now officially my manbitch Now, manbitch, get me some wine!

Watanuki: AHFDSJ:ARGH WHY GOD WHY.

Yuuko: after this you’ll have to deal with some completely unnecessary crossovers because CLAMP is made up of attention whores.

Himawari: I’m either completely oblivious or a lesbian. Yuuko-san teaches me many things!

Watanuki: OH EM GEE SO FREAKIN’ CUTE.

Himawari: This horoscope says we’re somewhat more compatible than oil and water!

Watanuki: THANK YOU GOD

Watanuki: it’s funny that I’ve seen six car crashes since I met you, Himawari-chan. And five cars almost hit me.

Himawari: *giggle*

Watanuki: I brought booze.

Yuuko: WOOHOO! JUST POUR IT INTO MY MOUTH, MANBITCH

Watanuki: WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD, WHY?

Yuuko: I see you got a new pseudo-love-interest!

Watanuki: <33333333

Yuuko: Didn’t you notice all those anvils narrowly missing you?

Watanuki: I ONLY NOTICED SWEET, SWEET HIMAWARI-CHAN.

Yuuko: I didn’t know you were into lolicon. I just figured you were gay.

Watanuki: AHGSJHGLJ; WTFARGH

Yuuko: speaking of gay, we’re skipping a hell of a lot of plot and going straight to the gay.

Watanuki: why do I have a bad feeling about this?

Yuuko: fufufu...

Watanuki: Oh yeah, THAT’S WHY.

Mrs. Cleo: FREE FOR THE FIRST THREE MINUTES, MON. CALL OUR SPECIAL 900 NUMBER FOR YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS.

Yuuko: Phht, my boobs are more real than you are.

Real!Fortune Teller: Yuuko, long time no see. You still owe me 5,000 yen, bitch.

Yuuko: He came for his first real fortune telling *knowing look*

Real!Fortune Teller: *knowing look* Ah, one of those.

Watanuki: OH YEAH, JUST TALK BEHIND MY BACK WILL YA? I JUST LOVE BEING LEFT OUT AND BEING MADE THE IN-JOKE.

Real!Fortune Teller: Hmm, This is a CLAMP Manga no? Then I foretell that there will be gay subtext, soon you’ll big ripping out eyes for each other, you sick weirdo fucks.

Watanuki: ....SO DO I GET THE CHICK OR NOT?

Real!Fortune Teller: FUTURE HAZY, TRY AGAIN

Himawari: Look here comes Doumeki, he’s so skilled, look how he got past all your blocks and all the girls think he’s handsome yet he never notices them

Watanuki: AJFKD:ASHG HATEHATEHATEIRRATIONALHATE

Doumeki: whatever, dumbass

Watanuki: ARGH, SHOT DOWN BY HIS SUPERIOR WIT

Watanuki: I REALLY HATE YOU

Doumeki: I hate you so much that I’m going to break my arm and get seriously wounded saving your damn life.

Seme Spirit-Monster: Mmm! Uke!

Doumeki: PRIOR OWNERSHIP, BIZNATCH

Watanuki: DON’T GET HURT, OH SHIT I SOUND LIKE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

Doumeki: I better get pie for this.

Watanuki: I’ll have you know that I am certainly not going to enjoy taking off your shirt and cleaning and bandaging your wounds over your fantastic abs.

Yuuko: The lady doth protest too much ~

Yuuko: you know, you owe your life to Doumeki, Watanuki. He could ask for anything and you’d be obligated to give it.

Doumeki: Actually, you could—

Watanuki: NO FOR THE LAST TIME I WON’T HAVE SEX WITH YOU

Doumeki: –– help me clean out the shed.

Watanuki: ........WHO WANTS WINE? WINE WOULD BE GREAT NOW, ROUNDS FOR EVERYONE.

Doumeki: ....

Yuuko: *smirk* trouble in paradise?

Comments

[doumeki.livejournal.com]

XDXDXD

The sad thing? SO TRUE!

::cuddles::

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

I'm glad it was at least partly funny ^~


*cuddles back*

[23crayons.livejournal.com]

...I totally need to read the rest of this. I never got to the gay. 8D

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

It's in about the second half of the second volume / third volume? AND IT'S SO WORTH IT ONCE DOUMEKI COMES ♥

[ukefied.livejournal.com]

I LOL! I haven't even read the whole thing yet. LOLOL.

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD D: YOU SHOULD ALSO READ SILVER DIAMOND, AND WHAT ELSE HAS BEEN DONE OF 07 GHOST (MIIIIKAAAGE ;_;!) AND MAYBE EVEN AMATSUKI IF IT TURNS OUT TO BE GOOD D:

[owari.livejournal.com]

Real!Fortune Teller: FUTURE HAZY, TRY AGAIN

::snerk::

xxxHolic in a nutshell? Nice. XD

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

XD I couldn't resist that one ~

Thanks ♥ :D

[sahara-storm.livejournal.com]

:D You're providing me with incentive to get through the four volumes I have on my comp, yet to read. FunfunYAY. You sure cheered me up, hon. *snuggles*

Mrs. Cleo! :DDDDD I remember her. XD

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

You should! :D ..and I should too! last time I read was around chapter 77 *cringr*

*huuugles* I'm glad I made you feel better ♥

[saaski-moql.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLING THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING*

Doumeki: whatever, dumbass

Watanuki: ARGH, SHOT DOWN BY HIS SUPERIOR WIT

Hee! XD I should go read this~

[measuringlife.livejournal.com]

You should! I think HOLiC is def. one of CLAMP's better works. It starts reaaallly slow for the first bit, though, but by the time Doumeki comes it speeds up. (The manga wouldn't be the same without him :(!)