fic: Take Me Out Tonight

Title: Take Me Out Tonight
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scoutpauling
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Miss Pauling misunderstands the meaning of 'taking out' when she's instructed to 'take out' the Director. Midway through one very bad date, she's intensely grateful for the accidental interruption that Scout appearing at the restaurant causes. Seeing Miss Pauling on a date with somebody else causes Scout to have some realizations, and when they actually 'take out' the Director together, Miss Pauling has some as well. Just in time for her to get a call from the Administrator to 'take out' Scout...
Word count: 4705
Author's note: Mildly Divergent AU, set around Meet The Director for obvious reasons. Canon-typical violence. For Sarah!

I was thinking of this song as I wrote, thus the title.

Iron Maiden formed in 1975.

There's a couple blatant HIMYM references here. I couldn't resist.

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