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I dreamt that I went across the street in MI to this vending machine because they were selling HoYay in a can, the new soft drink, but then I found that it was actually a lie and Skrillex came and started creeping on me.

But I got out okay, because the dog I was walking bit him, and then I talked to my mom and she was like DOWN WITH SKRILLEX and I was like THIS HOYAY IS A LIE, but mentally and not to her.

Then I found out that Skrillex in a fit of assholeness attached a bunch of metal to my vehicle door and made it so it wouldn't close, and I tried to slam it several times before I removed all the clamps and wrenches he put on it.

The thing I was saddest about was the fact that HoYay in a can was a trap made by Skrillex to lure unsuspecting girls into his lair.