Title: your karma ran over my dogma
Day/Theme: August 19: / Injustice calls to God for pardon; ask him to pardon your injustice.
Series: hanakimi
Character/Pairing: Akiha/Umeda
Rating: at least in the PG-13 region
In one of Akiha’s most idiotic moments, he utters “I think I loved Senpai in another life, and that I’ve always loved Senpai..”
Umeda’s mental response is something akin to BULL–SHIIIT
Terrifying visions of Akiha with flowers in his hair hugging trees and turning his Volkswagen into a “Love Bug” (the only consolation was that the back seat was much too small to be ravished on)
Tiedye shirts, open sandals made of healthy hemp, vegetarianism (Senpai! Red meat is bad for you!!) Friends named Rainbow and Moonbeam, and god forbid, attempting to convince him that “sex five times a day is healthy!”
“If you ever become I hippie I will kick you so hard that you land in Hokkaido.”
Akiha’s expression is that of a kicked puppy. “I only find philosophies like that interested when they can be related to Senpai..”
“GOOD, because sex five times a day is not healthy no matter what you say!”
Day/Theme: August 19: / Injustice calls to God for pardon; ask him to pardon your injustice.
Series: hanakimi
Character/Pairing: Akiha/Umeda
Rating: at least in the PG-13 region
In one of Akiha’s most idiotic moments, he utters “I think I loved Senpai in another life, and that I’ve always loved Senpai..”
Umeda’s mental response is something akin to BULL–SHIIIT
Terrifying visions of Akiha with flowers in his hair hugging trees and turning his Volkswagen into a “Love Bug” (the only consolation was that the back seat was much too small to be ravished on)
Tiedye shirts, open sandals made of healthy hemp, vegetarianism (Senpai! Red meat is bad for you!!) Friends named Rainbow and Moonbeam, and god forbid, attempting to convince him that “sex five times a day is healthy!”
“If you ever become I hippie I will kick you so hard that you land in Hokkaido.”
Akiha’s expression is that of a kicked puppy. “I only find philosophies like that interested when they can be related to Senpai..”
“GOOD, because sex five times a day is not healthy no matter what you say!”
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Date: 2006-08-26 02:13 pm (UTC)Oh, win.