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the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect – | it’s just business as usual
Title: business as usual
Day/Theme: May 14th / the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect
Series: Yami no Matusei + Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles
Character/Pairing: Tsuzuki, Hisoka, Tatsumi, Watari, Kurogane, Fai,
Rating: PG
Summary: Meifu’s new recruits may be more trouble than they’re worth.
A/N: I should be banned from listening to w-inds. And ABS! Yes! Finally ABS for Ego-chai. Not that there won’t be more ABS, but anyways *laughs* I suck at crack though TxT
Word Count: 1,516 *cheers and falls over*
I.
The ground surrounding them was grey and desolate, the only landmarks were bones and the occasional tumbleweed. And of course, rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Two figured traveled over it, one taller in all black, who kicked a skull from out of his way, it crashed into one of the many (large) rocks and burst into pieces. The other was in all white who was practically skipping
“And NOW we’re LOST” the taller, and darker of the two said, pointing his katana at the other traveler’s throat. This did little to dissuade him, as he only continued to grin like an idiot.
“Well, kurorin, considering that we just crossed the river Styx, I thi~nk we might be dead”
“That’s it. I’m never letting you drive again”
“Ah, Kurorin is so cruel~ just because I made one little mistake–”
“Which got us KILLED”
“–and pressed the accelerator instead of the brake–”
“KILLED! DEAD! NOT ALIVE! ARE THE WORDS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?!”
“–of course not. But I died with Kuropyon so it’s not that bad. It’s much less lonely than dying alone.”
It was then that he remembered the age-old adage:
“There’s no use arguing with idiots, they’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with superior experience”
II.
“Kuropuu, isn’t that cherry blossoms in the distance? And buildings?”
It was. The closer they got, the more Kurogane’s hand twitched in the general direction of his sword. (For protection, but turning it on Fai didn’t seem like such a bad idea)
The path beneath them was a fine white stone, and flower beds surrounded the elegant looking hallways– The doors opened automatically as they neared them. Inside was a well furnished workplace, with some uncomfortable but lovely benches beside a large wooden desk manned by a female secretary with pale brown hair, and a diminutive frame.
The secretary stared “did you take a detour? We expected you here hours ago.”
“Let’s take that path, it looks exciting!” Kurogane grated out through clenched teeth.
“Ah, most people avoid the paths of the dead though, it can be dangerous this time of year.” she said. Kurogane sent another glare in Fai’s direction.
The secretary merely smiled, and it was as fake as her long ruby-colored press-on nails. After some searching, she handed them two applications. “Your interview will happen shortly. Tatsumi-san is busy as he insists on doing everyone’s job for them.”
“If they’re anything like him, then I don’t blame the guy” said Kurogane, pointing in the general direction while Fai was trying to scale a plastic tree in a nearby corner.
The doors opened again, and two people walked in, a skinny teen girl – er boy, with bright, impassive green eyes and an older one dressed in black with a similar expression to Fai’s.
“Ah, Tsuzuki-san, Hisoka-san! You’re not that late this time.”
“That’s because I only destroyed one building this time~ It’s a new record~” said Tsuzuki, Hisoka rolled his eyes.
“I’m sure Tatsumi will be less angry than usual” the secretary conceded.
All the while the teen – Hisoka – was boredly watching his surroundings, sometimes looking into a mysterious paper bag held under his arm, until Tsuzuki caught sight of the new recruits, which then its use became apparent.
“New recruits, we should stop and talk with— oooh, cinnabun!”
Usually Hisoka only used cinnabuns in dire situations, but considering the blond recruit was dancing around making cat noises and the darker haired one was waving around a decidedly real-looking sword and making numerous death threats and did the blond just call the dark one “Daddy”?
Taking this chance, he opened the bag to reveal the rest of the contents. “there’s more in the bag, if you’re good and do all the paperwork you can eat the rest at my house later”
“Ooooh, if I’m really good can I have Hisoka to eat too?”
“ you perverted idiot” Hisoka said, and summarily smacked Tsuzuki over the head.
This display of er, comradery made even Kurogane and Fai stop mid-chase and gape.
They left through the large door at the end of the corridor, Hisoka still screaming at Tsuzuki, and Tsuzuki attempting to miss the blows and mostly failing.
Without ceremony, Kurogane handed Fai his application. “Here.”
“Thank you Kuropon, you’re so nice”
“Don’t just decide these things on your own.” with that, he set to filling out his application.
Over the side of his vision, he could see Fai staring at him.
“What. Is. It.”
“I can’t read this script. I figured since Kuro-papa is so sweet he’d be glad to help me~”
Swearing under his breath, he took the application.
Under gender he put “questionable”, former occupation he put down “idiot pseudo mage”, and continued with this until finished.
Finally, he handed them in to the secretary.
“Tatsumi-san will see you now.” the secretary said, inspecting her nails.
The door opened far into the hallway, and they entered.
Tatsumi – or who they supposed, must be Tatsumi was there, perched ramrod straight behind a desk with lots of paperwork and a computer — and very little else.
“Being here I trust you understand the circumstances and wish to be a productive and efficient members of Meifu?” Tatsumi said, peering over his desk at them.
“It’s his fault, he pushed the wrong pedal and then we ended up here.” Kurogane deadpanned. “Does that mean I get to kill him now?”
“No.” Tatsumi pinched the bridge of his nose. He wasn’t getting paid nearly enough for this job.
Turning a different page, he went on.“What talents can you offer Meifu?”
“Well,” Fai interjected, “Kuro-puu has magnificent abs. Just look at them!” with that he pulled up Kurogane’s shirt, and appreciatively let his hand run over them.
He did have very firm abs, Tatsumi had to admit.
The door opened behind them, a tall man with messy hair and leather pants about two sizes too small entered carrying a menagerie of papers.
“Ah, Tatsumi-san, the lab report you asked for, I just finished it, but I couldn’t find you without bringing out the KinTori 5000 and–– Oh, nice abs.”
Tatsumi twitched and cleared his throat. “Thank you very much, Watari-san.”
Inwardly he thought that just maybe, Tsuzuki might have rivals for the spot as “worst in Meifu”.
“I think Hokkaido would be best, and thus am recommending it in your file. If you agree you’ll be taken to meet your new co-workers by the end of the day.” saying that, he left, Watari by his side.
“Do you think they’ll get on well with Saya and Yuma?” Watari asked.
“Get along? They’ll love them.”
III.
To say Fai got along well with Saya and Yuma was an understatement.
Two minutes after meeting their new co-workers, Saya and Yuma were already loudly shrieking about how Fai’s hair was softer than a baby’s bottom and with his slim physique he’d go just wonderfully in that two piece skirt and silk blouse with accessories. Much to Kurogane’s chagrin, Fai agreed.
Soon they had him bedecked in all sorts of satins, flowers in his hair, and jewelry, in fact, Fai found dresses to be much freer and began wearing them 24/7, and even changed his name and began to request being called “Fay”.
Today he was wearing yellow short shorts, and a shirt which more resembled a bra than a man’s shirt, his shoes were the same bright yellow pleather material.
“You look like a banana on LSD”
Tatsumi interjected before it got too far. “Gay – excuse me, Fay, I trust the last case wasn’t too much trouble?”
“Oh, none at all Tatsu-pon”
Tatsumi twiched. They still needed to work on that little quirk, espcially as Watari had followed suit and begun calling him Tatsu-chan in the most singsong-y voice imaginable. (Tatsumi did have his revenge when the financial review came in, though.)
Somewhere in Nagasaki, Tsuzuki blew up a building. Two sectors over, Terazuma accidentally brushed against a little girl and had to be chased down by his partner before Kuro-chan destroyed the entire city. In Hokkaido, Fay, Saya and Yuma went on a shopping spree and exorcized evil spirits with perfume. (Kurogane was no where near this, as he believed malls to be toxic and spent the time filing paperwork, as usual) And Watari promptly spiked the coffee – again.
“It’s just business as usual”Tatsumi said, and took a sip of coffee.
--
A/N: if you got the joke of who Fai/Fay is dressing up as, then you deserve a cookie.I want artwork of crossdressing!Fai/Fay/Gay ;__; also, I suck at crack. This is totally not my fault. (if I missed anything, please let me know~)
the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect – | it’s just business as usual
Title: business as usual
Day/Theme: May 14th / the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect
Series: Yami no Matusei + Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles
Character/Pairing: Tsuzuki, Hisoka, Tatsumi, Watari, Kurogane, Fai,
Rating: PG
Summary: Meifu’s new recruits may be more trouble than they’re worth.
A/N: I should be banned from listening to w-inds. And ABS! Yes! Finally ABS for Ego-chai. Not that there won’t be more ABS, but anyways *laughs* I suck at crack though TxT
Word Count: 1,516 *cheers and falls over*
I.
The ground surrounding them was grey and desolate, the only landmarks were bones and the occasional tumbleweed. And of course, rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Two figured traveled over it, one taller in all black, who kicked a skull from out of his way, it crashed into one of the many (large) rocks and burst into pieces. The other was in all white who was practically skipping
“And NOW we’re LOST” the taller, and darker of the two said, pointing his katana at the other traveler’s throat. This did little to dissuade him, as he only continued to grin like an idiot.
“Well, kurorin, considering that we just crossed the river Styx, I thi~nk we might be dead”
“That’s it. I’m never letting you drive again”
“Ah, Kurorin is so cruel~ just because I made one little mistake–”
“Which got us KILLED”
“–and pressed the accelerator instead of the brake–”
“KILLED! DEAD! NOT ALIVE! ARE THE WORDS TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?!”
“–of course not. But I died with Kuropyon so it’s not that bad. It’s much less lonely than dying alone.”
It was then that he remembered the age-old adage:
“There’s no use arguing with idiots, they’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with superior experience”
II.
“Kuropuu, isn’t that cherry blossoms in the distance? And buildings?”
It was. The closer they got, the more Kurogane’s hand twitched in the general direction of his sword. (For protection, but turning it on Fai didn’t seem like such a bad idea)
The path beneath them was a fine white stone, and flower beds surrounded the elegant looking hallways– The doors opened automatically as they neared them. Inside was a well furnished workplace, with some uncomfortable but lovely benches beside a large wooden desk manned by a female secretary with pale brown hair, and a diminutive frame.
The secretary stared “did you take a detour? We expected you here hours ago.”
“Let’s take that path, it looks exciting!” Kurogane grated out through clenched teeth.
“Ah, most people avoid the paths of the dead though, it can be dangerous this time of year.” she said. Kurogane sent another glare in Fai’s direction.
The secretary merely smiled, and it was as fake as her long ruby-colored press-on nails. After some searching, she handed them two applications. “Your interview will happen shortly. Tatsumi-san is busy as he insists on doing everyone’s job for them.”
“If they’re anything like him, then I don’t blame the guy” said Kurogane, pointing in the general direction while Fai was trying to scale a plastic tree in a nearby corner.
The doors opened again, and two people walked in, a skinny teen girl – er boy, with bright, impassive green eyes and an older one dressed in black with a similar expression to Fai’s.
“Ah, Tsuzuki-san, Hisoka-san! You’re not that late this time.”
“That’s because I only destroyed one building this time~ It’s a new record~” said Tsuzuki, Hisoka rolled his eyes.
“I’m sure Tatsumi will be less angry than usual” the secretary conceded.
All the while the teen – Hisoka – was boredly watching his surroundings, sometimes looking into a mysterious paper bag held under his arm, until Tsuzuki caught sight of the new recruits, which then its use became apparent.
“New recruits, we should stop and talk with— oooh, cinnabun!”
Usually Hisoka only used cinnabuns in dire situations, but considering the blond recruit was dancing around making cat noises and the darker haired one was waving around a decidedly real-looking sword and making numerous death threats and did the blond just call the dark one “Daddy”?
Taking this chance, he opened the bag to reveal the rest of the contents. “there’s more in the bag, if you’re good and do all the paperwork you can eat the rest at my house later”
“Ooooh, if I’m really good can I have Hisoka to eat too?”
“ you perverted idiot” Hisoka said, and summarily smacked Tsuzuki over the head.
This display of er, comradery made even Kurogane and Fai stop mid-chase and gape.
They left through the large door at the end of the corridor, Hisoka still screaming at Tsuzuki, and Tsuzuki attempting to miss the blows and mostly failing.
Without ceremony, Kurogane handed Fai his application. “Here.”
“Thank you Kuropon, you’re so nice”
“Don’t just decide these things on your own.” with that, he set to filling out his application.
Over the side of his vision, he could see Fai staring at him.
“What. Is. It.”
“I can’t read this script. I figured since Kuro-papa is so sweet he’d be glad to help me~”
Swearing under his breath, he took the application.
Under gender he put “questionable”, former occupation he put down “idiot pseudo mage”, and continued with this until finished.
Finally, he handed them in to the secretary.
“Tatsumi-san will see you now.” the secretary said, inspecting her nails.
The door opened far into the hallway, and they entered.
Tatsumi – or who they supposed, must be Tatsumi was there, perched ramrod straight behind a desk with lots of paperwork and a computer — and very little else.
“Being here I trust you understand the circumstances and wish to be a productive and efficient members of Meifu?” Tatsumi said, peering over his desk at them.
“It’s his fault, he pushed the wrong pedal and then we ended up here.” Kurogane deadpanned. “Does that mean I get to kill him now?”
“No.” Tatsumi pinched the bridge of his nose. He wasn’t getting paid nearly enough for this job.
Turning a different page, he went on.“What talents can you offer Meifu?”
“Well,” Fai interjected, “Kuro-puu has magnificent abs. Just look at them!” with that he pulled up Kurogane’s shirt, and appreciatively let his hand run over them.
He did have very firm abs, Tatsumi had to admit.
The door opened behind them, a tall man with messy hair and leather pants about two sizes too small entered carrying a menagerie of papers.
“Ah, Tatsumi-san, the lab report you asked for, I just finished it, but I couldn’t find you without bringing out the KinTori 5000 and–– Oh, nice abs.”
Tatsumi twitched and cleared his throat. “Thank you very much, Watari-san.”
Inwardly he thought that just maybe, Tsuzuki might have rivals for the spot as “worst in Meifu”.
“I think Hokkaido would be best, and thus am recommending it in your file. If you agree you’ll be taken to meet your new co-workers by the end of the day.” saying that, he left, Watari by his side.
“Do you think they’ll get on well with Saya and Yuma?” Watari asked.
“Get along? They’ll love them.”
III.
To say Fai got along well with Saya and Yuma was an understatement.
Two minutes after meeting their new co-workers, Saya and Yuma were already loudly shrieking about how Fai’s hair was softer than a baby’s bottom and with his slim physique he’d go just wonderfully in that two piece skirt and silk blouse with accessories. Much to Kurogane’s chagrin, Fai agreed.
Soon they had him bedecked in all sorts of satins, flowers in his hair, and jewelry, in fact, Fai found dresses to be much freer and began wearing them 24/7, and even changed his name and began to request being called “Fay”.
Today he was wearing yellow short shorts, and a shirt which more resembled a bra than a man’s shirt, his shoes were the same bright yellow pleather material.
“You look like a banana on LSD”
Tatsumi interjected before it got too far. “Gay – excuse me, Fay, I trust the last case wasn’t too much trouble?”
“Oh, none at all Tatsu-pon”
Tatsumi twiched. They still needed to work on that little quirk, espcially as Watari had followed suit and begun calling him Tatsu-chan in the most singsong-y voice imaginable. (Tatsumi did have his revenge when the financial review came in, though.)
Somewhere in Nagasaki, Tsuzuki blew up a building. Two sectors over, Terazuma accidentally brushed against a little girl and had to be chased down by his partner before Kuro-chan destroyed the entire city. In Hokkaido, Fay, Saya and Yuma went on a shopping spree and exorcized evil spirits with perfume. (Kurogane was no where near this, as he believed malls to be toxic and spent the time filing paperwork, as usual) And Watari promptly spiked the coffee – again.
“It’s just business as usual”Tatsumi said, and took a sip of coffee.
--
A/N: if you got the joke of who Fai/Fay is dressing up as, then you deserve a cookie.
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Date: 2006-05-15 09:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-17 05:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 10:37 am (UTC)... XD XD XD
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Date: 2006-05-17 05:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-15 08:58 pm (UTC)I love the critique of Kuro's abs. That's totally what got them hired. Tatsumi, somwhere deep down in his nine-combination, lazer sealed, titanium baknvault of a heart, he's got a more the healthy appreciation of one super yummy tummy as Kuro-wan's~~! ^____~
Soon they had him bedecked in all sorts of satins, flowers in his hair, and jewelry, in fact, Fai found dresses to be much freer and began wearing them 24/7, and even changed his name and began to request being called “Fay”.
So, that is hat CLAMP isn't telling us. Curse them!
Fai isn't dressing as, wrm, Faye, is he? Oh god. XD
I think the 31_days commu is doing horrible things to me...nocturnally. The fics it intices me to write...damn. My writing LJ is actually getting some sort of traffic. How evil. I'm going to die. XD
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Date: 2006-05-17 05:23 am (UTC)Hee XD
Yes, Fay is dressing as Faye, I couldn't resist,.
NO~ Egoego should write more ;D
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Date: 2006-05-17 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-10 05:39 pm (UTC)