My lit taste shows through here. Ahahah. And modern!au of course.
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1. Twilight. Irregardless of the fact that Soren would rather dance in a pink tutu while singing unchained melody in front of the entire school assembly before he read a teeniebopper vampire romance novel, Soren is highly biased against any story that implies that the insanely handsome hero is hotter than Ike. Because it just isn’t true
2. Religious Books Of Any Kind. Soren is far too cynical to believe in destiny or fate or intelligent design; he says that if anyone needs proof that man came from monkeys, just look around..
3. The Kama Sutra. It was Ranulf’s last birthday present to him. He’s still not touching that thing. Ever.
4. Anyone Other Than Ike’s Chemistry Or Math Textbooks. Soren does not give handouts, if you want tutoring, prepare to pay dearly. The “I will stuff you in my locker if you don’t” try doesn’t work either, Ike would have something to say about that.
5. Ike’s Journal. He respects Ike’s privacy even if he’s dying to know the contents. Unfortunately for him (?) The journal in question was part of a class and consisted mostly of what he ate for dinner and how good that ham sandwich was.
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momijizukamori
Five Books Soren Refuses To Read and Why
Date: 2008-07-10 05:59 am (UTC)—
1. Twilight.
Irregardless of the fact that Soren would rather dance in a pink tutu while singing unchained melody in front of the entire school assembly before he read a teeniebopper vampire romance novel, Soren is highly biased against any story that implies that the insanely handsome hero is hotter than Ike. Because it just isn’t true
2. Religious Books Of Any Kind.
Soren is far too cynical to believe in destiny or fate or intelligent design; he says that if anyone needs proof that man came from monkeys, just look around..
3. The Kama Sutra.
It was Ranulf’s last birthday present to him. He’s still not touching that thing. Ever.
4. Anyone Other Than Ike’s Chemistry Or Math Textbooks.
Soren does not give handouts, if you want tutoring, prepare to pay dearly. The “I will stuff you in my locker if you don’t” try doesn’t work either, Ike would have something to say about that.
5. Ike’s Journal.
He respects Ike’s privacy even if he’s dying to know the contents. Unfortunately for him (?) The journal in question was part of a class and consisted mostly of what he ate for dinner and how good that ham sandwich was.