fic: A Fish Out Of Water

Title: A Fish Out Of Water.
Series: TF2
Character/Pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, Spy/Scout's mother, other ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 11011
Summary: AU. After months away from the sea, Scout acclimates to the life above, with help from Sophie.
Author's note: This came from a dream I had, and is actually not entirely a Little Mermaid AU, though, I added a ton of parallels because it amused me. It's modern AU with a shade of accidental marriage and accidental soulmate, because why not?

A sequel to Deep Underneath

Lobsters Have The Craziest Sex You've Never Heard Of was my intro into the bizarre world of lobsters.

Eskimo kisses are actually a term for an Inuit greeting called a Kunik, and there's similar greetings in Hawaiian and Maori culture.

Nathan Vetterlein, Scout's voice actor, uses the Glass scene from the Die Hard movies to get into character. an example

The Salt and Pepper diner sketch.

Minor canon-typical gore and references.

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