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Entry tags:
- fic,
- raine/sheena,
- springkink,
- tales of,
- tos,
- yuri
fic: Cooking Mania
Title: Cooking Mania
Series: Tales of Symphonia
Character/Pairing: Ensemble. A bit of Sheena/Raine, with a lot of Zelos approving of lesbians. .
Rating: PG-13 zaniness. Zoinks.
Word count: 1129
Author's note: March 3rd - Tales of Symphonia, Raine/Sheena: cooking - "If I have to keep you distracted so you don't add anything weird, I will. I have no idea what continuity this is. Maybe post series? HMM I WONDER WHO MADE THIS ONE. It basically wrote itself without my permission and then bam. It was done.
They'd been camped out past the rebuild Luin, if only because Zelos had hit on the innkeeper a few too many times, and banned them from the place. Actually, they could've just ditched Zelos out at edge – and many of them voted for such a thing, but Colette was too nice to the core, and Colette tended to influence Lloyd which meant that they all were camping at the edge instead of being in a warm inn right now.
So that was why they were huddled around a campfire with night coming fast and probably with monsters all waiting to eat them in their sleep. Regal, Colette and Presea had gone for firewood, with Colette being the light and Regal and Presea doing the lifting. Really it wouldn't be surprising if Presea came back lugging a full tree while Regal had a few sticks.
Raine poked at the pots in a gleeful, maniacal way that usually only came out in ruins. Today, she was convinced that the secret to life, or maybe anti-itch cream was right in that bubbling mixture.
Genis had already threatened her with ladle slappage, but not even being conked was keeping her this time. It wasn't to say that she was rabid, more like that the extremely faint possibility of mixing the herbs into something usable and worthwhile had blinded her to the sad fact that it was just going to be an disgusting blob once she got her hands on it.
"If I have to keep you distracted so you don't add anything weird, I will," Sheena said.
Zelos' ears perked up. He was at full attention at the first hint of the mythic girlfight.
Raine gestured towards the pot. "This could be a great discovery!"
"It could also be our dinner if you'd leave it alone," Genis grumbled.
Sheena saw that moment to take drastic measures. She held Raine from the back, and kept her away from the pot manually.
"Shouldn't we break them up?" Lloyd said.
"I live by one rule alone, and that is: never break up a girl fight," Zelos said.
"I thought your one rule was 'party hardy until the break of dawn'?" Lloyd said.
"New rule added to the list of one: shut up."
"Still shouldn't we do something? They're kind of..." Lloyd waved his hand gesturing to their current squirming hold. Sheena's vast amounts of cleavage,(or The Sweater Puppies Revealed, to name one thing Zelos called them), were to her back. Raine was struggling her best, but Sheena did have a bit of a strength advantage being a ninja and all.
"No, we pray that in their girlfighting ways, they rip off each other's clothes and suddenly realize that they desperately want to make out right in front of everyone."
"I'm sure that'll happen right after pigs fly and Lloyd gets full marks on his tests," Genis muttered. "Here's a better idea: we tie them up and we won't have to worry about this at all."
"Me? I'm the one keeping her from the soup!" Sheena protested.
"Which is why you have to be tied up as well so she doesn't escape and put five cups of pepper in the soup," Genis said.
"I am so for this idea," Zelos said. He hummed to himself as he searched for rope. When he had found it (in his back pocket, no less. No one wanted to ask) he waved it in front of Genis' face.
"Well, magicboy, do your magicboy thing and tie the rope from afarrr." Zelos wiggled his fingers, as if to add to mysticalness.
"With magic," Lloyd added in.
"Just for that, I'm going to poison your food," Genis said.
"Pfft, you wouldn't dare."
"Try me," Genis shot back.
"Do that, and I'll give Presea those love letters you wrote," Zelos said. He pulled out a few letters from an inner pocket from his shirt.
Genis blanched. "I never wrote those, you're lying–!"
"Maybe. Or maybe you just were just so embarrassed that you forced yourself to forget because of the sheer trauma of having written something like this. Let's see, here's a good one. 'Oh my sweet little Presea, you are like a flowery flower and smell just like a flower–'"
"That doesn't sound like me at all. Give it here!"
Genis hopped, and Zelos held it up to where it'd take a ladder before Genis would be anywhere near it.
"Sorry shortie, try another time when you're less of a midget," Zelos said.
In response, Genis kicked Zelos in the shin.
"Ow—! Why you little–!"
"Hello, Earth to idiots, I'm still here with Cooking Mania Raine," Sheena said.
"So tie her up, right?" Lloyd said.
Which Lloyd and Zelos did. Zelos with extreme enthusiasm, and Lloyd with no seeming comprehension of how suggestive this was.
"This is awful tight," Sheena said. She squirmed, her breasts now even tighter against Raine's back, and even more exposed to the light. Her leg was over Raine's in an odd tangle of limbs, and their only bolster was a scrubby little tree. Raine wasn't even fighting now.
"You know, it's a good thing you already visited the unicorn," she said.
Sheena blushed. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Zelos, would you happen to have any extra ropes after this?" Raine asked.
"I always have extra ropes," Zelos said.
"I still have no idea what this means," Lloyd said.
Zelos patted him on the back. "See bud, sometimes a hottie and super cool ultra beauty realize that they would be totally hot together and act on that reason to have fantastically hot lesbian sex together."
"Still not getting it," Lloyd said.
Zelos shook his head, apparently giving up on him. "You'll understand when you're older, bud."
So that was how the scene was when Regal, Presea and Colette returned. Raine and Sheena seemed more at peace with their bonds (especially Raine), and by then the soup had managed to somehow go unmolested and unpoisoned and smelled quite delicious.
Regal took one look at Raine and Sheena tied together, to Genis and back again.
"We were encouraging hot lesbian sex," Zelos said enthusiastically. "I think it worked. Or will, anyways."
"Do I want to ask?" Regal asked.
"No," Genis, Raine and Sheena said in unison.
Series: Tales of Symphonia
Character/Pairing: Ensemble. A bit of Sheena/Raine, with a lot of Zelos approving of lesbians. .
Rating: PG-13 zaniness. Zoinks.
Word count: 1129
Author's note: March 3rd - Tales of Symphonia, Raine/Sheena: cooking - "If I have to keep you distracted so you don't add anything weird, I will. I have no idea what continuity this is. Maybe post series? HMM I WONDER WHO MADE THIS ONE. It basically wrote itself without my permission and then bam. It was done.
They'd been camped out past the rebuild Luin, if only because Zelos had hit on the innkeeper a few too many times, and banned them from the place. Actually, they could've just ditched Zelos out at edge – and many of them voted for such a thing, but Colette was too nice to the core, and Colette tended to influence Lloyd which meant that they all were camping at the edge instead of being in a warm inn right now.
So that was why they were huddled around a campfire with night coming fast and probably with monsters all waiting to eat them in their sleep. Regal, Colette and Presea had gone for firewood, with Colette being the light and Regal and Presea doing the lifting. Really it wouldn't be surprising if Presea came back lugging a full tree while Regal had a few sticks.
Raine poked at the pots in a gleeful, maniacal way that usually only came out in ruins. Today, she was convinced that the secret to life, or maybe anti-itch cream was right in that bubbling mixture.
Genis had already threatened her with ladle slappage, but not even being conked was keeping her this time. It wasn't to say that she was rabid, more like that the extremely faint possibility of mixing the herbs into something usable and worthwhile had blinded her to the sad fact that it was just going to be an disgusting blob once she got her hands on it.
"If I have to keep you distracted so you don't add anything weird, I will," Sheena said.
Zelos' ears perked up. He was at full attention at the first hint of the mythic girlfight.
Raine gestured towards the pot. "This could be a great discovery!"
"It could also be our dinner if you'd leave it alone," Genis grumbled.
Sheena saw that moment to take drastic measures. She held Raine from the back, and kept her away from the pot manually.
"Shouldn't we break them up?" Lloyd said.
"I live by one rule alone, and that is: never break up a girl fight," Zelos said.
"I thought your one rule was 'party hardy until the break of dawn'?" Lloyd said.
"New rule added to the list of one: shut up."
"Still shouldn't we do something? They're kind of..." Lloyd waved his hand gesturing to their current squirming hold. Sheena's vast amounts of cleavage,(or The Sweater Puppies Revealed, to name one thing Zelos called them), were to her back. Raine was struggling her best, but Sheena did have a bit of a strength advantage being a ninja and all.
"No, we pray that in their girlfighting ways, they rip off each other's clothes and suddenly realize that they desperately want to make out right in front of everyone."
"I'm sure that'll happen right after pigs fly and Lloyd gets full marks on his tests," Genis muttered. "Here's a better idea: we tie them up and we won't have to worry about this at all."
"Me? I'm the one keeping her from the soup!" Sheena protested.
"Which is why you have to be tied up as well so she doesn't escape and put five cups of pepper in the soup," Genis said.
"I am so for this idea," Zelos said. He hummed to himself as he searched for rope. When he had found it (in his back pocket, no less. No one wanted to ask) he waved it in front of Genis' face.
"Well, magicboy, do your magicboy thing and tie the rope from afarrr." Zelos wiggled his fingers, as if to add to mysticalness.
"With magic," Lloyd added in.
"Just for that, I'm going to poison your food," Genis said.
"Pfft, you wouldn't dare."
"Try me," Genis shot back.
"Do that, and I'll give Presea those love letters you wrote," Zelos said. He pulled out a few letters from an inner pocket from his shirt.
Genis blanched. "I never wrote those, you're lying–!"
"Maybe. Or maybe you just were just so embarrassed that you forced yourself to forget because of the sheer trauma of having written something like this. Let's see, here's a good one. 'Oh my sweet little Presea, you are like a flowery flower and smell just like a flower–'"
"That doesn't sound like me at all. Give it here!"
Genis hopped, and Zelos held it up to where it'd take a ladder before Genis would be anywhere near it.
"Sorry shortie, try another time when you're less of a midget," Zelos said.
In response, Genis kicked Zelos in the shin.
"Ow—! Why you little–!"
"Hello, Earth to idiots, I'm still here with Cooking Mania Raine," Sheena said.
"So tie her up, right?" Lloyd said.
Which Lloyd and Zelos did. Zelos with extreme enthusiasm, and Lloyd with no seeming comprehension of how suggestive this was.
"This is awful tight," Sheena said. She squirmed, her breasts now even tighter against Raine's back, and even more exposed to the light. Her leg was over Raine's in an odd tangle of limbs, and their only bolster was a scrubby little tree. Raine wasn't even fighting now.
"You know, it's a good thing you already visited the unicorn," she said.
Sheena blushed. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"Zelos, would you happen to have any extra ropes after this?" Raine asked.
"I always have extra ropes," Zelos said.
"I still have no idea what this means," Lloyd said.
Zelos patted him on the back. "See bud, sometimes a hottie and super cool ultra beauty realize that they would be totally hot together and act on that reason to have fantastically hot lesbian sex together."
"Still not getting it," Lloyd said.
Zelos shook his head, apparently giving up on him. "You'll understand when you're older, bud."
So that was how the scene was when Regal, Presea and Colette returned. Raine and Sheena seemed more at peace with their bonds (especially Raine), and by then the soup had managed to somehow go unmolested and unpoisoned and smelled quite delicious.
Regal took one look at Raine and Sheena tied together, to Genis and back again.
"We were encouraging hot lesbian sex," Zelos said enthusiastically. "I think it worked. Or will, anyways."
"Do I want to ask?" Regal asked.
"No," Genis, Raine and Sheena said in unison.