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the Five Most Ridiculous Ways Video Games Tried To Be Sexy NSFW, obvious. I haven't laughed this hard over a Cracked article in years.

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Innuendo that's less "wink wink, nudge nudge" than it is "scream scream, octopus octopus." And that second octopus was really necessary too.

When I started this article, I thought it'd be like, "the female moans like she's having an orgasm when she gets shot in the arm" or something. NOPE.

Though I'm slightly surprised that Pigeon Boyfriend didn't make the list, especially considering the popularity of it.

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Possibly it's passe to mock Hatoful Boyfriend, and they found better things to make fun of like that weird monster girl thing, and that last one where you put the time traveler in your basement. That was something.

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Yeah, those two in particular were something else.