YOU MENTIONED WEDDING FIC. I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THAAAAAT. France would. He so would. He would color coordinate, and plan, and adjust, and flit around while Canada's going "I-I just wanted something simple...oh, 300 guests? Isn't that a little much?" while France is like "NO. EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW OF OUR LOVE. IT WILL BE PERFECT. Now, do you prefer buttercream frosting on the cake or something else?"

BFT Bachelor party would end in something that makes the Hangover look like a kid's birthday party at Cuck-E-Cheese. Seriously.