Yeah, that's what she kept saying. Then I went QUICKLY LOOK OVER THESE FICS AND SEE IF THEY'RE WORTH READING AND I WILL GIVE YOU THREE WISHIES...ALSO, I'M A FIC GENEIE. ..and she asked for infinite wishes and infinite non-fic wishes and then something else and THEN for this.

Did you know that there's vibrating tongue barbells? You know, piercings? I found this while researching. WAY TO BE SUBTLE TO WHY YOU GOT IT, PEOPLE.