Title: Meanwhile, In Australia
Character/pairing: Scout, Sniper
Summary: Sniper tells Scout about the Australian wildlife, with some embellishments.
Word count: 3500
Author's note: Inspired largely by the Drop bear
In Australia, Even the pine trees want to kill you
. And yes, a lot of Sniper's notes on the Australian wildlife really are a thing. Unless all of Australia really is trolling us.
This is set before Blood In The Water, and well before the TF comics or MVM. A pinch hit for SillyScrunchy in TF2 Secret Santa 2015. Due to the subject matter there's mentions (but no actual appearances) of all kinds of creepy crawlies like spiders and snakes.
Depending on how canon you consider the Christmas cards, Sniper really did give everyone Festive Jarate for Christmas. He also sticks "Merry Christmas" on his Festive Huntsman bows, and gave BLU Scout a sweater with a bullseye on it.
Because he's one hell of a passive aggressive wanker, apparently.
According to Merasmus' lines in the last Halloween, apparently Gandalf might be real in TF2verse. Either that or he likes talking to other fictional wizards. NET
(or National Education Television aka PBS as of 1970) is what Scout is watching. To quote Vampire Paladin: According to anecdotal data I have been told it used to be popular for boys to watch due to seeing naked breasts in
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