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Title: Like A Car Crash In Slow Motion (or: A Number of Times Scout and Miss Pauling's Dates Went Horribly Wrong, And A Couple Times They Didn't)
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: PG-13, hard PG-13
Word count: 4507
Summary: Most people have things like 'first kiss' and 'first date.' Scout has 'first time I was almost shot trying to play Guess Who.' Or, Scout gets (un)lucky in his and Miss Pauling's attempts to get through a date without him getting killed in the process.
Author's note: this and this.

Post Expiration Date but pretty much ignores the TF comics for plot, but keeps the characterization established there. It's set 1977/post 1977, though, just so I can make Star Wars references.

Canon-typical blood and gore.

For Sarah.

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Title: Bring Your Daughter To Work Day
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, ensemble
Rating PG-13
Word count: 3350
Summary: When Miss Pauling is forced to suddenly kill a rather nosy nanny, the only choice is to bring her daughter to work with her.
Author's note: canon-typical blood and gore. From this OTPprompts piece. Also, this piece Hazmad did for me a ways back. Also references this voice line.

Post Expiration date, pre TF-comics. (or just ignores them for everything but characterization and Scout's whole ladykiller in love moments.)

For Sarah.

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Title: If Not For My Glasses
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2075
Summary: It turns out, Scout just needed glasses all along.
Author's note: Post Expiration Date but pre TF comics and MVM.

Okay, but hear me out. The comics have established that Scout can read, but not well, and that he specifically chose large print children's editions of books.

What if he just needs glasses, but won't wear them because he thinks it'd make him like a nerd?

And what if having a thing for Miss Pauling changed all that, because he figures if she's sexy and badass and cool with glasses, he can be too?

Imagine Scout getting a clear view of her for the first time, and just clutching his chest in awe.

Also, hardcore headcanon Scout as ADHD and a high school or middle school drop out.

title from The Dear and the Headlights.

For Sarah. Happy International Kissing Day! It's still it in some time zone, at least.

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Title: Poker Face
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Miss Pauling/Scout
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 4730
Summary: When the air-conditioners go out on a record breaking hot day, Scout plays Strip Solitaire to pass the time. Much to his surprise, Miss Pauling decides to join him.
Author's note tf2promptfest: Any/any - playing strip poker

For Sarah.


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Title: Be My Player Two (chapter 2/4)
Series: TF2
Character/Pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, some mentions of ensemble, mentions of past Administrator/Saxton Hale
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Sophie Pauling, assistant to one of the biggest (and evilest) media moguls in the world is commanded to scope out the new field of Let's Play celebrities. A gamer named Scout69 makes millions by screaming at video games. As she investigates the man behind the channel, she finds herself surprised, and charmed by him and his world beyond anything she's ever known in her workaholic, out of touch with trends life.
Word count: 16536
Author's note: This whole thing came about from this exchange I had concerning Introducing The Steam Link.

Scout's LPer intro theme samples
this song (Mild NSFW in picture, tons of bikinis haha)

Longfic_bingo: Crossover: any. The crossover in question is Youtuber LPers, though other than the mention of other people shipping Youtubers and faint mentions of Youtubers that have SOs, that part is gen.

Stephen King really does read at Red Sox games.

For Madie.

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(a mix for Be My Player Two)

Queen - Play The Game // Fastball - You're An Ocean // Anamanaguchi - My Skateboard Will Go On
Fragments Of Winter - The Loudest Rainbow // Sultan Ned Shepard Ft. Quilla - Walls (Original Mix) // Saxon Shore - This Shameless Moment // Jayme Dee - Tip Toes // The Mowgli's - Say It, Just Say It // Jess Penner - Doesn't Get Better Than This // Frou Frou -Must Be Dreaming // Panic! At The Disco - Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met...) // Ingrid Michaelson - Soldier // Vienna Teng - Stray Italian Greyhound // Carbon Leaf - Life Less Ordinary // The Postal Service - Be Still My Heart // Metro Station - Shake It // Colbie Caillat - Midnight Bottle // Joshua Radin - The Fear You Won't Fall // Bloc Party - This Modern Love // Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over // Regina Spektor - Fidelity // Doves There Goes the Fear // Cherryfalls -
My Drug // A Day To Remember - You Had Me At Hello // The Young Professionals - Video Games (Lana Del Rey cover) Jess Penner - Good Times // Jack's Mannequin - MFEO / You Can Breathe
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Title: Be My Player Two (chapter 1 of about 4-5, depending on the final word count)
Series: TF2
Character/Pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, some mentions of ensemble, mentions of past Administrator/Saxton Hale
Rating: NC-17
Summary: AU. Sophie Pauling, assistant to one of the biggest (and evilest) media moguls in the world is commanded to scope out the new field of Let's Play celebrities. A gamer named Scout69 makes millions by screaming at video games. As she investigates the man behind the channel, she finds herself surprised, and charmed by him and his world beyond anything she's ever known in her workaholic, out of touch with trends life.
Word count:
Author's note: This whole thing came about from this exchange I had concerning Introducing The Steam Link.

Scout's LPer intro theme samples this song (Mild NSFW in picture, tons of bikinis haha)

Longfic_bingo: Crossover: any. The crossover in question is Youtuber LPers, though other than the mention of other people shipping Youtubers and faint mentions of Youtubers that have SOs, that part is gen.

For Madie. Hope you feel better. The entire piece is mostly completed, I just wanted to get it out as soon as possible to make your sickness/allergies go better.

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Title: Catch Me
Series: TF2(/Pokémon)
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: PG
Word count: just under 5k
Summary: Pokemon AU.
Author's note: I wasn't going to write this AU, but I ended up finishing a snippet because the notes I had for Miss Pauling's pokémon team were cute.

Happy birthday, Sarah.

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Title: Personal Effects
Series: Team Fortress 2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling in varying shades of requitement
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2105
Author's note: contains character death. First draft originated from 2013, but was edited to add some canon changes. Well, that and I couldn't leave the ending alone.

Happy Birthday, Sarah.

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Title: Touched.
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Heavy/Medic
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Long day?" Heavy said.

"Extremely," Medic said.

Word count: 586
Author's note: Hope you're feeling better, HelmetParty.

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Hope is dangerous, but all you can do is move forward and take that offered hand. All you can do is learn how to live again.

A fanmix for Trust Falls.

The Fragility Of Hope
Peter Gregson -A Little Chaos
[.Que] - Drops
Lullatone - A Merry Go Round In The Park
Keith Kenniff - Sometimes
This Will Destroy You - They Move On Tracks Of Never Ending Light
Helios - Embrace
Sorrow - My Love
World's End Girlfriend - Two Of Us
Merle Travis - On A Bicycle Built For Two (Instrumental)
J. Benjamin - Marry Me (Violin Cover)
Imusico - Marry You (Violin Cover)
Keith Kenniff - Years (A Look Back)
July - Happiness
Lullatone - A Miniature Finale
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Title: Kept Boy
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After no luck with the classifieds, Miss Pauling attempts to hire an escort for a simple date on her one day off. However, a mix up with a delivery boy complicates things.
Word count: 20338
Author's note: A "Scout never worked at TF Industries, but Miss Pauling did, and everything else was the same, except there was a base/order of operations around Boston" mild AU. (Technically, with all the bases, there could be one on cape cod!)

The Pizza thing comes from an in-character AMA by Nathan Vetterlein, Scout's VA. Incidentally, he made an IC joke about Scout having also been kept boy at one pub video.

Merry Christmas, Madie.

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Title: For Your Amusement
Series: Team Fortress 2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, implied RED Spy/BLU Scout's mother/Sniper, Heavy/Medic, ensemble
Word count: 10,674 (15,804 in total)
Rating: PG-13
Author's note: the goat wrestling mention is a reference to The Goat on HIMYM.

This is pre-Mann vs Machine/TF comics plotline and pre-Expiration Date, because the majority of this fic was written back in 2013.

Follows Round and Round and Life's A Beach in a series called "Give Me A Break." This is the last part.

Happy birthday, Hazmad.

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Title: Trust Falls
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, a mention of Heavy/Medic
Rating: hard PG-13 to light R. (Fade to black sex, mentions of violence as always)
Word count: 18815
Summary: As Miss Pauling unravels due to a long buried past, Scout meets her by chance.
Author's note:


It's unclear when Trestling exactly started, only that it apparently started with Texan university students. Artificial Insemination clinical trials happened successfully as early as 1969.


This one was started a couple years ago, so it's not compliant to current canon.

There's a fanmix here.


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Title: Spooning Leads To Forking
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 3790
Summary: Scout is used to one-night stands and hook ups. He runs into some difficulty actually figuring out how to get the "dating" and "romance" part just right.
Author's note: There's a couple posts like this and this that never fail to amuse me on the subject of spooning.

Buck Turner is mentioned on one of Scout's items. In lore, he's a legendary runner who was was famous for sleeping with other men's wives.

Kink bingo: facesitting/queening.

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Title: Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

Series: TF2

Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, Team ensemble,

Rating: PG-13

Word count: 10226

Summary: When the power suddenly goes out, Respawn is disconnected, and Miss Pauling begins to find a trail of bodies, each more brutally slaughtered than the last. It's up to Miss Pauling and the surviving mercenaries to figure out who has gone rogue and get the power up before there's nothing left of them to save.

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Title: Ice Capades
Series: TF2 (AU)
Character/Pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: PG-13
Word count:
Author's note:

I told Hazmad I'd totally do this prompt and I did.

This AU is set in the 90s, though Liam and Sophie are in their early 20s. (23, to be exact). The Beacon Hill club does exist, and has been open since 1956

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Title: A Year Of Lists
Series: TF2
Character/paring: Scout/Miss Pauling
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sophie had her life all planned out, but constant work hours meant that she behind on the love, marriage and children part of her life. With her biological clock ticking, Sophie decides to get a manual sperm donor with her coworker, Liam, the most uncommitted guy around. Her plans of a quick, no strings-attached fling and single motherhood goes awry as she realizes she misjudged both Liam and herself.
Word Count: 12731
Author's Note: From this OTPprompts prompt.


It's set in 1975.


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546 words, Demoman and Scout. This is based partly on something similar that happened on Mannhattan when I was playing.

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Title: My Discotheque Juliet Teenage Dream
Series: TF2
Character/pairing: Scout/Miss Pauling, other ensemble
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 6506
Summary: After she completes his bucket list, Scout finds out that Miss Pauling has a lengthy bucket list of her own, and sets out to help her fill it.
Author's note: You can't actually put sentries on carts, much to VampirePaladin's displeasure. Pipeline is a gorgeous map, though. The snow map doesn't actually exist, though I'd say it's something like if Coldfront and Viaduct had an icy CTF child together.

Title comes from "Shut Up And Dance" by Walk The Moon.

The "old tale" Scout mentioned is based on an old French-Canadian tale about a lazy, yet clever man who tried to figure out a way to get God to give him multiple wishes.

According to Old Wounds, Miss Pauling has worked for the Administrator all her life. Considering her schedule, it's not a stretch to imply she likely never had much of a childhood, and spent her whole life being a workaholic killer assistant(tm)


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